- Incredible Scents
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1 fl oz / 30 ml (2-4 month supply) of our Premium Beard Oil
Optimally Blended For:
✔️Everyday Conditioning for Normal Skin and Hair
✔️Healthy Natural Growth
✔️Elimination of Itch
✔️Promotion of Softness and Shine
A patent pending blend of cold-pressed plant-derived oils containing an optimized nutrient profile that provides deep conditioning with a lightweight and clean feel. Vladimeerkat is designed for everyday use for normal skin, hair, and environments.
Other ‘Premium’ oils claim to be all-natural, but a quick google search of label ingredients may surprise you. Many of these premium brands still contain some synthetic preservatives and artificial fragrances in order to save on cost at your expense. Vladimeerkat is handcrafted from only the finest 100% Naturally Sourced Ingredients.
Quite simply, you will not find a better beard oil on the market.
Zero Artificial Fragrances
Each of our Incredible Scents are made from 100% steam-distilled essential oils. That's it. We never use artificial ingredients, regardless of how nice they may smell. They're bad for the planet, and worse for your beard. Choose your favorite scent below and see just how amazing nature can really be.
Woodsman - There are a lot of tree scented beard oils out there that smell pretty nice. This is different. This is walking through the Rocky Mountain West on a late fall morning, crunching on fallen pine needles and taking in the rich dewy scent as you gather some kindling. This deep forest blend combines Spruce, Pine, Cedarwood, and Cypress. Vetiver adds an underlying root-like depth. You're not hiking through the forest. You own the log cabin.
Tradesman - We can't say for sure why Tradesman is our most popular scent, but we suspect it's because it's HER favorite scent. This is your go-to for date night, dinner at home, or snuggling up on the couch. Don't let that fool you though, this incredible blend is still plenty manly with hints of Patchouli, Bergamot, Cedarwood, and Cardamom. Complex, fresh, and smoky sweet.
Lion's Den - Earthy notes join complex spice and a subtle sweetness in the deepest of our fragrances. Lion's Den projects the quiet confidence you feel when you're playing on your own turf. Patchouli, Ylang Ylang, Vetiver, Lavender, and Clove come together in this musky, masculine blend. You're in control. Let yourself roar.
Unscented - We know that some guys just don't like fragrances, no matter how amazing they may be. That's why we offer all of our products in an unscented option as well. Time to let your inner beast shine through!
Will it leave my beard feeling greasy?
No! Unlike many brands, ManBeast products contain a well-balanced mix of oil densities that absorb quickly and leave your beard with a healthy and conditioned glow. Our oils are typically absorbed within 10-15 minutes of application, providing all day nourishment without leaving greasy residue or weighing down your style.
How is this different from other premium brands?
ManBeast's oil blends were developed by a Ph.D. Chemist. They are custom-formulated to rebalance essential fatty acid and vitamin deficiencies that are at the heart of skin and hair issues ranging from dry itchy skin all the way to severe acne. Other brands vary only the fragrance between product lines (typically <5% of the blend). We vary 100% of the formulation to deliver maximum effectiveness to your beard in every drop. Then we let you customize your order with any of our incredible scents.
Because every order is custom, we manufacture all of our products by hand in incredibly small batches.
Daily application of Beard Oil is the cornerstone to growing the absolute best beard you can. It's most effective to apply when your pores are open and your beard is slightly damp, after either a shower or hot face wash and pat dry. Put 2-5 drops (up to 10 for long beards) into the palm of you hand, then use your opposite fingertips to massage the oil into your beard. Working against the grain helps ensure that the oil gets to the skin where it can be most effective. Start at the base of your beard and work the oil towards the ends of the hair. Rub your palms together and spread the residual on the exterior of your beard working with the grain to straighten and style. A quality beard brush is perfect for ensuring even distribution to each hair.
Vladimeerkat is designed with the optimal amount of essential fatty acids and vitamins to maintain proper levels of hydration and softness for normal skin and hair types in moderate environments.
What DOES it contain?
The perfect blend of naturally occurring oils to condition your beard, promote full growth, and eliminate itch. We use only ingredients that are harvested in the most gentle manner possible so that nutrient content is maximized. This means cold-pressing for carrier (base) oils and steam-distillation for essential (fragrance) oils. See the Ingredients tab for a full ingredient listing.
What DOESN’T it contain?
X Synthetics (silicones, glycerin, Vitamin E oil, etc.)
X Preservatives (Grapefruit Seed Extract, Parabens, etc.)
X Artificial Fragrances
X Anything other than cold-pressed carrier oils and steam-distilled essential oils.
Ready to #BeastYourBeard?
See the Incredible Scents tab to learn more about fragrance descriptions and ingredients. Choose your favorite scent(s) and we'll put together a custom order just for you!
Naturally Sourced Ingredients
Other beard oils, even those that claim to be 100% Natural, are made with synthetics. Manufacturers get away with it because there is no official US government regulation for the term “Natural.”
ManBeast Beard Oils contain only what we refer to as “Naturally Sourced Ingredients.” This means ingredients that are harvested in whole from naturally occurring plants using the most gentle methods possible (cold-pressing for carrier oils, steam-distillation for essential oils). We never use anything that is industrially synthesized. Ever.
Vladimeerkat Beard Oil contains only the following ingredients. This blend of premium oils was developed to deliver maximum nourishment while absorbing quickly without any heavy or greasy residue.
- Sweet Almond Oil
- Argan Kernel Oil
- Castor Seed Oil
- Flax Seed Oil
- Apricot Kernel Oil
- Jojoba Seed Oil
- Borage Seed Oil
- Essential Oils for Fragrance (see Incredible Scents tab)
If you're not certain this is the perfect blend for you, click the button below to take our quiz again.
We Stand Behind Our Products 100% With a Money-Back Guarantee and a 30 Day Return Policy:
Our return policy lasts 30 days for unopened products. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, safety sealed, and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging. For details and instructions see our Returns page.
We also offer a Money-Back Guarantee. If your product is opened/used but you are unhappy with it for some reason, please contact us at email@example.com and we promise to make it right by sending a replacement product or offering a refund. See our Returns page for complete details.